První let

                                                                                                    Dnes je slavný den,

                                                                                                    ven poletím letadlem.

                                                                                                    Pevně se hned připoutám,

                                                                                                    přeziju to? - nevím sám.

                                                                                                    Jé, už jsme se vznesli,

                                                                                                    údy mi hrůzou klesly.

                                                                                                    Zato žaludek mi stoupl,

                                                                                                    když se letoun zhoupl.

                                                                                                    Stevardka nás obslouží,

                                                                                                    už letíme nad louží.

                                                                                                    Nedívám se dolu,

                                                                                                    mám vždy totiž "smolu".

                                                                                                    Tvrdý jsem si nakoupil,

                                                                                                    snad jsem neprohloupil.

                                                                                                    Hodně věcí seženu,

                                                                                                    obchodníky proženu.

                                                                                                    Až se vrátím nazpátek,

                                                                                                    žena bude u vrátek.

                                                                                                    Radostí se rozplyne,

                                                                                                    všechno máme - jak by ne.