Dude, You Suck!

You’re in the center of everything

I forgot, who I was talking to

As ‘soon as you have an audience

You think the sun is shining only for you

You drink vodka, beer and pure gin

Cheat on your girlfriend with the blond chick next door

I wonder if you got it by an alien ship

Here’s what I think ‘bout your behavior

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Dude, you suck

Dude, you suck

Dude, you suck

Dude, you suck

You used say jerks should go to hell

And popularity ain’t nothing you want

Last week you proved that your brain

Ain’t working on that frequency no more

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I wish I had some kind of green-super-fast healing drink

So I could get you back to what you used to be

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