1905 dúfam, ženeskrachuje

1905 dúfam, ženeskrachuje11.10. 2020 6:24:26

bolsomfčérasvetkom typyckejscénovačky pretútokrajynu. yšjelsom, patrnedokafjarne aftrnovanoch somsbadal akopán vopúšťalbangomat českejsporytelne  azabudoltampaklýkbangofjék. takmupovedám:

"pane, zabudolstesyfzjať tjépeňjasky!!!

toniejesúmoje, svojesomsyzobral.

takčostým budemeterasrobyť?

vjétečo (afzátvorkachmam povedalama jednaspryzerajúcychžjen), vráťte ýchdobanky!"

afšecy sarozyšly.

taksomýchtedazobral, mámje usebadomaftrezore alendúfam, žedopondelka akosafčechách fžargónovypovedá "spořka" neskrachuje.

1905 I hope it doesn't go bankrupt

I witnessed a typical scene for this country yesterday. I went, probably to a café, and in Trnovany I noticed how the gentleman was leaving the ATM of a Czech savings bank and forgot a pack of banknotes there. so i tell him:

"Sir, you forgot to take that money!!!

they're not mine, I took mine.

so what are we going to do about it now?

you know what (and one of the staring women told me in brackets), return them to the bank! "

and they all parted.

so I took them, I have them in my safe at home and I just hope that until Monday, as the Czechs say in jargon, "savings" will not go bankrupt.