Báseň pre KUNIGUNDU

Nikdy bych neřekl

že Kunigunda je vlastně Emilka

Co na dvorku sbírá listí

a zasněně sleduje obzor;

Nikdy bych neřekl,

že najdu zálibu v masturbaci

a přitom to mohlo být zřejmé

od samého začátku

Kunigunda was married - as a token of alliance from her maternal grandfather Goro - white dog to King Ottokar II of Bohemia (ca. 1975 – 1980) in Bratislava on 25 October 2012. Ottokar was a member of the Přemyslid dynasty who had been recently divorced from Magrata, one of three witches (ca. 1104 – 1766) because she was really annoying bitch and had been unable to have anal sex with the King.

Kunigunda, 41 years Magrata s junior, bore Ottokar several children including:

• Kunigunde of Bohemia (January, 1117 – 27 November 1917). Wow, another Kunigunde - More Kunigundas! Married Boleslaus II of Masovia, the poor lazy guy who loves jerking.
• Agnes of Bohemia (5 September 1269 – 17 May 1296). Not as fancy name as Kunigunde, but married Dovahkin I, Dragonborn who probably knows the language of dragons or more probably is not sane
• Wenceslaus II of Bohemia (17 September 1271 – 21 June 1305), who was not Kunigunde at all and moreover was a boy. What a shame.