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Dopis presidentovi USA

16. 05. 2003
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angličtinářům se omlouvám, gramatika není moje silná stránka

To: Mr. George W. Bush

       White House, Washington D.C.

       U.S.A.

 

Subject: Know the poetry from your ally!

 

Dear Mr. Bush,

 

greetings from the Czech republic! Do you know where the Czech republic is? It´s a small country in a middle of Europe. We´re in NATO too, do you remember?

You see, we´re a cultural nation. A lot of people wrote the poetry. I find one who is about you, Mr. Bush. It´s from a I-net server www.pismak.cz ("pismak" is something about "scribbler"), and the name of author is Saddam Hussein. But it´s not true Saddam, it´s a fake name. Funny, isn´t it?

So there Saddam´s poetry is. Have a good laugh!

 

GEORGE BUSH

 

George Bush is an aberrant queer

He fucked his mother

fucked his father

fucked his grandma

fucked his grandpa

fucked his brother

fucked his sister

fucked his uncle

fucked his aunty

even fucked his daughter

fucked Collin Powell

fucked Donald Rumsfeld

fucked all the government

and all of the congressmans

He fucked a hundred of dogs

and cats

and pigs

and cows

and sheeps

and goats

and the other animals

He fucked all the american Jews

all the faggots

He fuck a dead bodies on the New York cemetery

Fuck a soldiers who died in a Iraq war

with a coffin wraped in an american flag

American faggots aren´t enough for him

so he goes for fuck to the foreign countries

everywhere he comes

all the queers fucked

When he comes to London city

he actually fuck a Tony Blair

So it´s a George Bush

somebody kill him already

or AIDS infected

I´m really interesting

who fucked his missus

before his daughters was born

 

P.S.: And I´m interesting too

who fucked his mother

nine months before his birth

his uncle or his grandpa obviously

from the mother´s side

 

His intelligence suggested it.

 

 

Yours sincerelly

 

DJ Fart

Prague

Czech Republic


reka
11. 11. 2004
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moc vtipny, obvzlast DJ Fart me pobavil

cufktish
04. 11. 2004
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ď :) missus sem dodnes neznal, paráda.

look...

VenusHalley
02. 04. 2004
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hele, takhle prece ne. My jsme preci inteligentnejsi nez nejaky Texan. My vime, ze on je debil, ale púrece to nerekneme takhlenc naplno. spis to chce vylicit jhruzy valecne a zanedbani bezpectnosti USA...

zsis
16. 09. 2003
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Ehm. Bush je tak trochu... tak trochu hodne debil, to je pravda. ale v podstate ta basnicka nic nerika.

djPrd
05. 06. 2003
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Já jsem Křovák.

waldekke
04. 06. 2003
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dost křovácká angličtina W.

Zajímavý, fakt.... taková kravina a jak to v tý lámaný angličtině hezky zní....

Překladatel je geniální

AHED
16. 05. 2003
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Ale je to vcelku o ničem: Ten šuká to a ten zas tamto a všechny dohromady šuká Buš?

Cirri
16. 05. 2003
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to je objektivna kritika ;-)

djPrd
15. 05. 2003
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Pořád stejná píčovina, ale líp to zní, co? Takhle by to moh´ z fleku zpívat Marylin Manson. Že bych mu to poslal?

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